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Big Bang Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam