Big Bang Jokes

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

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Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries