Big Bang Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

You might also enjoy:

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.