Big Bang Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.