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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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Mauly.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

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A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism