Islam.
The Big Cigarette
I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
Baby universe was born.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
The both came in a little behind
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
You follow the Fresh Prince
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
He would have made a gas car
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing