What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh