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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh