What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh