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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh