Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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They don't believe in higher powers.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.