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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers