Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.