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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.