Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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They don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.