How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric