What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)