How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)