They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Because the stalks are all ears.
A fedis.
Well I can clearly see your nuts
Because his nuts were in his neck!
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie