How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)