How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)