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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."