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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!