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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.