What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."