What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!