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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.