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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.