How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!