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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos