Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo