Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo