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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!