Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.