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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo