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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos