Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.