What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.