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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.