What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo