What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.