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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.