What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits