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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.