What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs