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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu