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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.