What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.