What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.