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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu