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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.