Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.