Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.