What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!