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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!