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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)