What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!