What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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Gator-raid.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!