What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!