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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)