Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
What son *Dad cries with joy
An elevator has a GF
R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"