Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Good Boy Jokes More Good Boy Jokes

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.