Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
Bison
Damn, son. It's about time!
Oscar im so sorry
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
I do.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"
