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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Good Boy Jokes More Good Boy Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"