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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

M Jokes More M Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.