Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.