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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

M Jokes More M Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Good Boy Jokes More Good Boy Jokes

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.