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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.