Me: *names two of them*
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
They can never get further than the tip!
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
Because Botswana have fun.
Reddit.
