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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.