How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.