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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!