What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.