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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!