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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey