What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!