What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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Ollamacare

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!