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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale