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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.