What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

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A DOH-berman!

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What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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With their fish fingers.

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!