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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.