One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
The posters
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
With a little bit of oil.
One of his legs is the same.
Re-tail.
To the retail store!
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
A marine biologist.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.