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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale