What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.