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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!