What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale