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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.