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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.