Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

New Jokes More New Jokes

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet