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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

New Jokes More New Jokes

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.