Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!