Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..