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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

New Jokes More New Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.