What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!