Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.