What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.