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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

New Jokes More New Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.