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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!