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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.