What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan