What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.