What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

End Jokes More End Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd