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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

End Jokes More End Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.