What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden