Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!