Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

How can if you have a stupid dog?

It chases parked cars!