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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.