They want to make ends meet.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
She wanted open borders.
The retail store.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Because no one else will do it for them!
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
A ditch.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
He was Stalin.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
