Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.