Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.