Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

New Jokes More New Jokes

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!