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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

New Jokes More New Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.