What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy