What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What is lemonade?

When you help an old lemon across the street.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.