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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!