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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.