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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!