What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction