What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction