What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.