What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!