What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.