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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.