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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.