Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...