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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

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What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.