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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.