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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.