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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!