How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands