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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?