How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.