How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.