How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)