Cover your ears with your hands
Because it's dead.
The back of my hand.
Reptiles.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
You don't, they will tell you.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
A buccaneer.
The cold shoulder.
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
