Cover your ears with your hands
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
The Back Hand
The welfare line.
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
A wind tunnel.
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
