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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.