How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...