How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.