You owe them an anthrapology
Cover your ears with your hands
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
They always take things the wrong way.
Because the ends justify the memes
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
By telling them knock knock jokes!
She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
Miso sorry...
The cold shoulder.
When he's completely out of line
As a Canadian, this offends me.
32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
It didn't register.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
Don't poop where you scoop.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Tuesday.
It wasn't her job to educate people.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
A Beef
You don't, they will tell you.
Danke memes
In a lmaosine
