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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."