What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.