What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.