What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

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What did the snake say to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.