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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."