What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one