What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.