Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.