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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Fowl Jokes More Fowl Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.