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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Fowl Jokes More Fowl Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.