Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

Fowl Jokes More Fowl Jokes

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!