Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!