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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.