Because they don't like Turkey
God save the kin.
Buckle Buckle
A coup.
One has a coo, the other has a coup
It staged a coup
Turkey! Its the bomb!
Turkey and grease
Because they're both roasted
There were too many fowls.
They are all against Turkey
Turkey
Turkey.
A turkey
Briiiiines...
To get to.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because there is no Turkey
Muslim Bale
They only...
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
The Turkey.
He didn't want to be called chicken
Because he had two Drumsticks.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
Attaturk.
He tripped a fan
They havent been taught good table manners!
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Turkey, apparently.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
Coup coup
Because it'll gobble up everything.
I ain't no chive, Turkey.
A fowl ball!
Because Austria was Hungary.
They both died on Thanksgiving
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Turkey Jerky
That's not nice.
Coupe
Quack! Quack! Quack!
Because they hate Turkey
He gobbles up.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Turkey stuffing
The Turkey Club
Coup coup coup
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
Just be *honest* with it man...
A turkey.
Because they're inbred
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Pardon me.
There's a little bit too much grayvy.
Russia.
Grave-y!
He had tripped a fan.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Putin: "Turkey"
He's Russian to Turkey.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is
Nukes... You're fired!
There is correction fluid on screen.
She's the one on her bike.
It tastes fowl.
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
Roast turkey!
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Getting the wheelchair in the oven.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
The G
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
