Because they don't like Turkey
God save the kin.
Buckle Buckle
A coup.
One has a coo, the other has a coup
It staged a coup
There were too many fowls.
They are all against Turkey
Turkey
A turkey
Briiiiines...
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because there is no Turkey
Muslim Bale
The Turkey.
He didn't want to be called chicken
Because he had two Drumsticks.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
Attaturk.
He tripped a fan
They havent been taught good table manners!
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
Coup coup
Because it'll gobble up everything.
I ain't no chive, Turkey.
A fowl ball!
Because Austria was Hungary.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
That's not nice.
Coupe
Quack! Quack! Quack!
Because they hate Turkey
He gobbles up.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Turkey stuffing
The Turkey Club
Coup coup coup
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
Just be *honest* with it man...
A turkey.
Because they're inbred
Pardon me.
There's a little bit too much grayvy.
Russia.
Grave-y!
He had tripped a fan.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Turkey.
Putin: "Turkey"
He's Russian to Turkey.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Sick.
He'll re-possess it
None. It will happen itself.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Denver Nuggets
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
It broke the law of gravity!
You're adopted.
A. "Putin on the Blitz"
Vladimir Poopin
