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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.