What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Big Head Jokes More Big Head Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!