What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.