Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!