Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

Thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.