Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.