Consist Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.