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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)