How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.