Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Bad Tooth Jokes More Bad Tooth Jokes

Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth?

Because it is an acre.

What deity has the worst teeth?

Tartarus