Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

What Do You Call An Asian Billionare?

Cha Ching

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!