Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Bad Tooth Jokes More Bad Tooth Jokes

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth?

Because it is an acre.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator