Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
When you're a billionaire.
When he's a billionaire.
You start as a billionaire
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
When you marry her as a billionaire.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
Cha Ching
I have no Idea.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
I'm just not hoppy anymore man
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Because it can't elope.
Melons, because they can'telope.
A dill doe.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
A bunny with money.
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