Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Bad Tooth Jokes More Bad Tooth Jokes

Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth?

Because it is an acre.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

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