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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.