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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving