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Manufacturer Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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I Love Pizza & You

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

8 Hobbit Jokes More 8 Hobbit Jokes

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

Spain Jokes More Spain Jokes

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What do you call an elderly person from Spain?

Senor citizen.

Manhole Jokes More Manhole Jokes

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda