Manufacturer Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Wop Jokes More Wop Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."