Turn signals
The store guard.
Because they came from afar.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Racism has many faces.
Where my dogs at
In a satisfactory
The satisfactory.
God bless America.
Go bless yourself.
Two plains.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Not all of them.
Juan.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
Because manholes are round