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Spain Jokes

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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Love

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What do you call an elderly person from Spain?

Senor citizen.

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard