How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.