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How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.