A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
In-ya-window
Because he four feet.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
To-mate-toes!
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
Europe
A Spanard