What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Meter Jokes More Meter Jokes

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.