No tomatoes.
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Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
To-mate-toes!
Tom ate those.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Because they can't walk, hardly.
Con-Descending
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Bolognese sauce
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
One can raise a child
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
More than one mother-in-law.
A tomato in an elevator.
Nice pits.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
