No tomatoes.
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
To-mate-toes!
Tom ate those.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Kermit's finger
Bacon would go up!
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
A bann grows on vines.
Sign language
Drop him a line.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
Sketchup
Hodor! Hodor!
An elevator has a GF
Tomato-saurus
I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
I can't remember.
Ability to work under pressure.