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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!