Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.