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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"