Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!