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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!