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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock