Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!