Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.