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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"