What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.