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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."