What did the ascetic say when he broke ...

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?