What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"