What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.