Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

Usd Jokes More Usd Jokes

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

Common Question Jokes More Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use