Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

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Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.