Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.