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Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say?

I wub you

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Sonic Jokes More Sonic Jokes

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.