Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Common Question Jokes More Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.