He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
Gotta go fasting!
Dead walkers
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
Ian!
Stop "Russian"
Because we fast.
Because he was going *to fast*!
Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
They both have dead walkers.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Faster than her brother!
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Inuit.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Lamborghini
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
A Hamburghini.
Because he got hit by a car.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.
Allah Carte
They only had 4 cars.
Because he was to short to be called an essay
She has it bronzed.
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
