Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Charger Jokes More Charger Jokes

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.