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Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Love

Love

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

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Charger Jokes More Charger Jokes

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know