Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Charger Jokes More Charger Jokes

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor