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Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

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I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Charger Jokes More Charger Jokes

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)