You want flies with that?
Does anyone have a charger I could use
The Chargers.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
Peter Pants I just made it up
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
It was an ax-I-dent.
Pasta pasta, pasta.
Someone else's!
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
They both go over your head.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).