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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes More Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.