How did they know Christa McAuliffe had...

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.