How did they know Christa McAuliffe had...

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

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How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.