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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Foam Jokes More Foam Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest