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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Foam Jokes More Foam Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest