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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Foam Jokes More Foam Jokes

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.