Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)