Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity